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I get loads of this in my mailbox, as am sure most people do. This, however, is a cunning ploy to get you to read this, which, I think, is so glaringly obvious, that I wonder why one doesn't see more people writing about it.

Also, anyone who loves this town as much as I do (and anyone who intends to visit) should check out these fabulous photos. The bonus is a dreamy, drifting, Marc Cohn meets Bruce Springsteen take on London.